Hah your mom has a cool boyfriend.

Legend says if your are the chosen one that he’ll rise from the water and bless you with a holy pipe wrench.

Has science gone too far?

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!??!?

IMDB ratings are meaningless. I base this on the fact that firefly isn’t rated 10/10.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Nah, he fucked.

I would like to know more… For a friend.

The dead give away was that they had CDs of “The Sims” PC game placed around.

It also could not ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

My flight sim would say otherwise if it had a mouth. Also if it had a mouth… Uhhhhh… It might be another kind of sim…

But is there still enough krill for the blue whales?

It’s not the hang loose emoji, it’s the fancy tea party emoji!

So like office space but military. That sounds super fun.

That’s actually his penis and another little known fact this was the inspiration to the hit 80s song “Bang the drum all day” by Todd Rundgren.

Is there a word for multiple levels of irony?

Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.

Lol shut up tankie

Hopefully gives some more protection against beheadings.

Club Vandersex is back awwwww yissssss