Fellow Brits, I urge you to remember the ‘welcome’ we gave him last time round, and crank it up to 11.

Let’s give this prick a visit he will never forget.

Truly a visionary of our times.

We should consider ourselves lucky there isn’t a genocide happening in the middle east with US backing.

I had one for my last birthday. I’m 45.

Come to think of it, it might have been the Aldi knock-off. Cuthbert, I think.

Anyway, thanks for listening.

To be fair, crack is really more-ish