The last line should really say “hold my potatoes”

You should cross post this to !linguistics@lemmy.ml

It took me about a minute to figure the same, before reading the comment, and I never had a multi element burner.

Maybe OP, you, and a lot of other people in the thread are being a bit overdramatic?

They have forgotten the sacred scriptures!

“And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.”

from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15

That is a very good idea if you want to disincentivise yourself from using your tablet

I see your point, but I really wish we could go back to a more innocent internet, when people make slightly crappy videos as a hobby, rather than overproduced shows as a profession.

They’ll get a lot of “dguhvdrhhfddhcbjgfbkogdwscvbopiyrcbkitdcbjitewsfgbnkoiggvgfdxvhgvbnj”

Hahahaha, but you should attach the image instead of linking to it, and maybe post this to programmershumor

Honestly I wouldn’t want anything baked into the protocol, but I can see people donating small amounts to the instance hosting a worthy comment if there was a simple enough way to do it.

Cryptocurrencies were supposed to enable that, but I think we are still a long way away (no, lighting does not qualify).