No matter how many times he types hamberder2, it will show to us as **********
mokus
joined 1 year ago
The tornado tourism industry is gonna be huge!
This stupid fuck of a senator needs to go back to where he came from (sorry Illinois, you can’t just dump your garbage in other states like that)
All that meticulous research and they get blindsided by “dude’s a couch fucker” 🤣
The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.
“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”
“If the shoreline fits”
He would know, he’s a genius himself!
Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid
What’s Elon?
Just not that one
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Even if we do get a Brutus we’re still fucked, got it