For all that offseason hype and hoopla, we Steelers sure have not looked too good these first 12 minutes or so

It’s just incredible what they can do with stem cell technology these days

And then there’s those of us who stick 8-foot boards diagonally through their Honda Civics so a couple inches are sticking out the front passenger and rear driver windows.

Coincidentally, by far the most use my dad’s pickup truck bed gets is when I borrow it from him to really load up at Home Depot.