There’s a fair portion of people 21+ that have difficulty playing blackjack because they can’t add to 21. I got asked by a grown man last night what 9+1+3 is.

You’d be surprised how incompetent some people are.

Russia and North Korea.

To insure proper service. Congratulations, everyone at the joint now knows your face and that you’re cheap.

You’ll get the worst service imaginable at your once favorite place. You’ve ruined it for yourself.

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Thanks bud. You’ve sold me. I’m picking it back up.

It’s the first politically based meme I’ve laughed at since the results came in. Thanks, I needed that.

We killed napkins

Do you use your sleeve? I don’t understand.

What’s changed? I played pre-launch and gave it up, wanted to love it.

We’re self deprecating here in the states at this point. You’re welcome to join in.

I broke my own rule and actually preordered something – Diablo 4. Huge mistake.

@lemmy.ml was all I needed to know.

US healthcare is some of the best in the world

Who told you that? “The U.S. healthcare system ranks last among 10 high-income countries in the 2024 Commonwealth Fund report”

Like Finland’s speeding fines. That’s reasonable.

Press 0.

Are you under the bizarre impression that the only possible thing you can do to someone who commits a crime is imprison them?

You’re replying to an American. So, yes.

Godwin’s Law at work.

Yorke said: “Playing in a country isn’t the same as endorsing the government. We’ve played in Israel for over 20 years through a succession of governments, some more liberal than others. As we have in America. We don’t endorse Netanyahu any more than Trump, but we still play in America.”

Common sense is so refreshing.

If you’re under 24 consider job corps.

The only thing you’ll get out of an asshole is bullshit.

I think of the FHM photo shoot. I approve.