First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
—Martin Niemöller
“Wants to make it easier to guns”
I think you a word there
Theon Greyjoy’s sister
And tomatoes are “love apples”
And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bike.
“Trump outsourced God” is a new sticker I’d love to see on a bumper
Cheers, my dude
After seeing nothing except female curves in video games for the last few decades, this is a nice change (and it might even convince me to play a male character, dayum)
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
“Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P Diddy” yeah how about no, Kesha
Hunter S Thompson: Pack me into a cannon at the top of a 150 foot tower and fire my ass into the sky while Tambourine Man plays.
Counterpoint: Antibiotics yayyy
BOILED IN BRIGHT COPPER KETTLES, HELD WITH WARM WOOLEN MITTENS, AND TIED IN BROWN PAPER PACKAGES FOR EASY LUNCH DELIVERY
My ex suffers seizures. After years of bad doctors, he managed to see a neurological specialist who helped him manage his issues. His doctor informed his insurance that treatment was working and his symptoms had regressed - he even managed to earn his driver license back. His insurance took that as “he’s better now” and kicked him off. They sent him a bill for thousands of dollars that he had to pay before he could try to get back on his plan. He wasn’t able to afford his medication, nor his therapy, and his symptoms came back swinging. I still have a photo of his rejection letter somewhere that I keep as a reminder of how backwards and awful the insurance system is.
I don’t hate this.
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I love the style! What was your prompt, if I may?
Hey, ChatGPT. "Please generate an image to coincide with “Giraffic Park”
Image info card: A whimsical and playful scene titled ‘Giraffic Park,’ featuring a park where giraffes roam freely, similar to the concept of ‘Jurassic Park.’ The giraffes are depicted in a lush, jungle-like environment with towering trees, large plants, and a clear blue sky. The giraffes are oversized, towering over the landscape, with some playfully interacting with the environment, like eating leaves from the trees or peeking over the tops of the trees. The park entrance sign, styled similarly to the iconic ‘Jurassic Park’ logo, reads ‘Giraffic Park,’ with vines and greenery growing around it. The overall vibe is fun and imaginative, blending the majesty of giraffes with the adventurous feel of a dinosaur-themed park.
I can’t stop laughing at the giraffititties
HE’S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE
…wait what
I’d vote for the moose party