Im gonna start my own Google maps with Blackjack and Hookers.

I’ve literally never asked anyone out, only ever been asked out because I’m too shy so I get it.

I have been told by my wife and a lot of my friends that I do have feminine energy.

Wait there was another one?

I know it’s probably not what you had in mind but this works very well.

Whoops this was supposed to be a reply to the main post.

Honestly, I don’t care at this point. We’re already past mitigating the worst effects of climate change, and we just elected a climate change denier. Climate change is not linear. It’s exponential. Nothing matters anymore. We just don’t know it yet.

Yeah but this election really wasn’t the time to pick this fight.

Well I’m glad we dodged having an old man with brain damage in the White House… ooh wait.

Yup, it’s the election where hate won.

I’m pretty sure our next election is going entirely conservative. It’s a state of affairs.

The world is fucked. A climate change denier was elected to one of the most influential countries and we’re already past mitigating some of the worst effects. There is no coming back.

Hey listen, poor people can support women all they want.

joking

How’s that not advocating violence going?

I’m a reasonably fit dude in his 30s and I sit down to pee because I’m lazy.

Also I got a shower bench because those fuckers are comphy.

I don’t know the white point on some of the LED headlights is extremely taxing to look at at night.

Can we address headlights that are brighter than the sun now?

i gotta say, hats off, this is some expert trolling

One time I asked for my landlord’s permission to repaint in a color I liked, and while prepping the surfaces, I discovered that there was a baseball sized hole which they had just put painters tape and a layer of paint over.

If you absolutely must use Windows 10 or 11, I heavily recommend you use the IoT variant with all this ripped out.

How’s that not advocating for violence going?

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