Very disappointed that the words “Come back, and I will taunt you again!” Arent to be found in this article.

I chew gum, too, I just do it in private where no one can see, like any other decent human being.

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I think I’d move just about anywhere if money wasn’t an issue there.

Pure Tung oil for the win!!! Slop it on with whatever you feel like, wipe it off 45 minutes later, let it dry for a day and repeat. If it forms a white crust, you didnt wipe it off quite enough, this can be removed with a bit of 0000 steel wool. You can drink it out of the bottle if you’d like.

I am Jack’s apathy. His name was Robert Paulson.

You are a vampire. Invest in sunblock.

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Milk paint company sells some good pure tung oil. I like tung oil for its non-yellowing and superior protective qualities, and I’ve come to like the smell…

Sorry, shoulda speced pure tung oil. Poly never blends in on repairs, pure tung oil takes the surface back to indistinguishable from new.

Looking good. If you use Tung oil instead of poly, you could wet the table to swell the nail holes shut every couple of years, and then throw a new coat of tung oil on and be looking brand new again.

Get vaccinated.

A time when the height of mobile audio was an 8 track mounted under your three on the tree.

DO NOT READ THIS SIGN UNDER PENALTY OF LAW

Tortitude.

Get a rabbet plane, and keep it sharp.

No problemo. Sounds like a good job for a nice sharp handplane.

Me! I learned from a guy who’d been building doors for 40 years, and continue the tradition of mortise and tenon with cope and stick construction professionally.

Flood that section with thin cyanoacrylate glue, then use a caul( flat board with plastic on the face to keep it from gluing itslf to the table) to press it down. If you dont have clamps that deep, use 2x2s to span over the caul and clamp both ends of each stick. Let it dry overnight. Don’t use accelerator on the glue. In the future, glue the veneer down before sanding.

Find someone with a Tormek sharpening system with the woodturners kit, and beg to use their Swedish shapening marvel.