Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

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The real question is how he still got 40% of the vote.

I truly believe the only reason he didn’t get elected is that he did all that weird shit while being a Black man.

First: Diana Prince

Best: Leslie Knope

Twitter was a turd. X is a turd marinaded in diarrhea sauce.

The downvotes are because your “solution” is not based in the reality that the rest of us live in.

I wiped with a CD instead.

This is assuming that each inmate who threatened to kill him did so only once.

I was thinking Mrs. Doubtfire.

I usually use a wormhole to jump 10 days ahead, but it only appears if I align candles in the shape of a dickbutt.

Something caused the population to drop from over 100k to under 20k in less than 15 years. Not sure $10k in cash and $10k in house repairs is going to be enough to get people to overlook whatever that is.

the-numbers.com has it at $50m

Based on a ratio of box office to production budget, Borderlands is still the biggest bomb hands down.

“…in excess of $50k.” This language is defined by the Florida Wrongful Death statute and means at least $50,001 but can be much more.

When I served on a jury, the judge had us leave the courtroom multiple times. Once the trial was over, the judge told us what was being discussed when we left the room, and the reason the information had been excluded from testimony during the trial.

Had the DA tried to introduce this information while the jury was in the room it probably would have made it more difficult for us to come to the same verdict. I imagine that if the DA tried to do this often enough, it could lead to a mistrial and possible disciplinary action.

Max has always been in the library.

14/10 with rice.

THE UNIVERSE

There is so much wrong with this:

• “Gender Kamph”

• “America was founded at a particular time… by a particular people…”

• “Bad history ideas” like seeing our history as systemically racist…

But the way he invokes slavery multiple times then pretends that a conservative ideology actually helped eradicate it, ignoring Jim Crow and all that followed, is especially sinister.

They had been collected from various ISP provided modems and routers I’ve purchased over the years.