Sarmatians are different from Samaritans.

It started as a fake psychiatry scam, but when Hubbard realized there were laws regulating medicine he switched it over to being a religion where there aren’t any of those pesky regulations or ethical oversight.

Weird, they just let a psycho killer be a cop? I’m sure they’ll prevent that in the future.

Right? They were awesome.

You’re never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog.

Minestrone or Italian wedding soup are both pretty chunky.

I love you.

I’m a man and I’d never date a Republican either.

A person’s politics are a reflection of their values: if they’re willing to identify themselves as someone who validates all that fascist shit, then I want nothing to do with them.

It’s crazy to me that this take is even remotely controversial.

My very favorite system is Apocalypse World; it always plays out as high-drama operatic pulp. It does tend to go PvP in later sessions, so it’s definitely not for every group.

I also enjoy Blades in the Dark, a heist game set in a haunted Victorian London-inspired city. There are a lot of great innovations that mean the players don’t have to meticulously plan out their session (often wasting time on contingencies that are irrelevant), and instead can jump right in and get to the juicy bits.

Mothership is a great sci-fi horror OSR (old school revival) game that is very modular and has a ton of pre-written modules. Normally I prefer a more improvised style, but this is a solid ruleset that works well towards building the tension required for the genre.

If you’re just looking for a one-shot, Fiasco is always a great time: very rules light and more like a writers room exercise than most RPGs, but there’s no better game for hilarious hijinks inspired by films like Fargo or Burn After Reading.

Dogs in the Vineyard is another great one by the same designers as Apocalypse World in which the players are teenage paladin gunslingers in a weird old west populated by demons and heretics. The players come to town with absolute moral authority and may judge whomever they wish, but there’s no guarantee they’re really the good guys even though their characters absolutely see themselves that way.

DnD is a fine game.

But in my opinion, there are so many better roleplay systems.

The best Nicolas Cage movie, and it isn’t even close.

I want hammocks like a man o’ war.

Stack em three high and still have some legroom.

“Female” is fine to use as an adjective.

It’s also fine to use as a noun when describing livestock, which is why it’s a red flag to describe women that way.

He knows. All they need is an excuse.

American English doesn’t use “flat” in this way, but the UK does have the word “flatmates.”

Well then I have bad news about dementia and habitual stimulant abuse…

I hope every day of his life is the new worst one.

This is exactly why training the police as warriors instead of as civil servants is so insidious and deadly.

Yeah, they come here for our healthcare.

Fascists are the dumbest people on earth.

Idk what it is about masculinity that loves submissive women

Here is an excellent book on the topic if you’re interested.