Too bad it doesn’t help them play any better.

Both sides need more alternatives. Corporate Democrats are indeed try to maintain the status quo.

Steven Segal?

Here’s to hoping they fuck around.

The skin tones are getting a lot better. Maybe the next major revision will include lifelike body motions. They’re so close.

Thanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!

Get in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!

You can’t just print a new one. Technique in any great instrument was a closely guarded secret. Stratavarius is a good example. Sorry the quality isn’t great… Dark for some reason.

I wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.

Troll’s gonna troll

Owww-wa! A place to stay, get yo booty on the floor toniiiiight.

Either that bacon tastes like gunpowder or that barrel will forever smell like bacon when he shoots it in the future, no matter how much he cleans it (or both). Probably not the most cost effective way to cook bacon.

Man, you just started it in my head. For shame!

Do not stop pressing on the gas pedal until it’s over. Just because there’s a slight edge doesn’t mean every vote isn’t needed. Yes, you reading this. Go. Do it.

What’s the current Wh/kg average?

It’s because kids are staying home with mom and dad much later and you know how uncomfortable everyone in the room gets when there’s a bang scene.

*The preceding statement was a joke, albeit a bad one. Any similarities to true events are purely coincidental and the author bears no responsibility for any implied or actual hurt feelings.

I’m sure he was celebrated for his strength. His body wasn’t just tossed out with the rest of the garbage. Not at all.

The country: promise the opportunity of a better life

The govt: Be corrupt

You’ve got to switch hit or it ends up like that

What, you mean drinking magic potions that give you super strength to blast Romans into the sky isn’t historically accurate?