TheRealLinga

joined 1 year ago

You, Pinhead! I'M DIRTY DAN

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're right. It's the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, that's cheating!

 
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mosquitos are pollinators!

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A stroppy bastard? Haven't heard that one. Gonna use it with me pirate persona for Halloween, thank ye

 
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

I couldn't agree with you more. I'm straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Eatin' wormies out a pot that some wet ass pigeon

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, sold. I'm gonna rewatch it! Been decades. So damn excited

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Charlie Chaplin was quite the guy. Did his own stunts, spoke out against fascism.. cool beans

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 107 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Truly a wholesome and inspiring post!

OP should crosspost this to wholesome!!

 
 

Hey everybody! My wife and I have recently been playing Destiny 2. It's excellent imo and both of us are having tons of fun, except for one little detail...

We need a third person!

We both like to take our time with levels, enjoy the scenery, role-playing our characters... and with most of the level thingies (strikes, vanguard) its required that we have another player with us.

Sometimes that goes well, but more often than not we end up with someone who just rushes through. Totally kills the whole point of why we play!

Is there anyone out there interested in playing with us? Or have advice for finding others besides the fireteam finder thingy? That hasn't really worked so far.

I hope this doesn't violate any rules for posting on this instance!

Thanks everyone!

Edit: fixed the title so people would stop thinking I'm asking for a threesome

 

Pretty much title. Went to Lemmy this morning, not able to look at stuff outside shit just works. Well, this morning shit just doesnt work!

 

Hi everybody!

I came here, like many others, in the mass migration of reddit. This post is not about that. I've heard enough of that. Time to move on!

This post is about shit just works! I love this federation! (Is that the right thing to say?) Anyways I was thinking about what subs I could contribute. What does everyone think about...

A sub about beginner guitar help? A sub about God of War? A sub about about Chris Cornell? I don't know... wait. Do these things already exist? I forgot to check. Shit. Maybe someone else should make them? I'm obviously incompetent. That's assuming anyone else would be interested and that they don't exist already...

Alright I'm gonna go now

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