The fact that they re-engineered the core block to finally let it actually do crunches is wild. If not for the fact that I’d be dealing with tiny RG parts and decals again I’d consider get the 2.0 for that alone.

The pigeon lady saved the day, though. So on that basis alone, it couldn’t have been Piers Morgan.

Well, how else would we know it’s a pineapple and thus get triggered?

I mean, according to Revelation the faithful spend literally every moment on their knees locked in prayer venerating their god, so…

Texas choosing to not execute a man (for now)? Surprising, but not unwelcome.

Also:

In a response to that petition, the Texas Attorney General’s Office said Roberson had failed to prove his “actual innocence,” and that the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals had ruled Nikki’s injuries were “inconsistent with a short fall from a bed or complications from a virus.”

That’s… not how the burdern of proof works at all?

Hope he ignores the safety briefing and spills oil all over himself.

The article doesn’t make it sound like the direction he’s actually taking, but he could potentially sue for defamation, since they’re attributing the messages to him, which he denies is true, and the messages have had a pretty apparent negative effect on him. Seems like he’s suing for leaking his PII instead though, so I guess he’s doubling down on the notion that someone apparently went through a lot of effort to fake everything.

Wouldn’t that just be the SNES controller that Switch Online subscribers can buy?

Wouldn’t mind getting the final act of the Aenid. C’mon Virgil, I believe in you!

…Wow, what a moron.

Well, this has no online component, so hopefully it won’t end up like Battlefront Classic.

According to the sidebar, Universal Monk, apparently some sort of “serial shitposters, trolls, paid influencers, or other bad faith actors or organisations [sic]”.

That’s a failure to download the installers to begin with, not them being taken away from you after the fact.

If it works. Don’t Teslas still have problems in his stupidass underground Vegas loop? And that’s pretty much as ideal driving conditions as you can get.

I dunno about that. I was at least able to finish Crystal Skull, and for all that people shit on Shia Lebouf his character wasn’t nearly as intolerable as whatsherface. Or maybe he was, but since Indy himself wasn’t also suddenly a loser, I actually had other characters to give a shit about which cushioned his impact? Either way, I’d be willing to at least watch Crystal Skull again, but I still haven’t finished Dial of Destiny and have no desire to try.

The entire reason that they’re appointed positions in the first place was to prevent just that. The actual problem is that these are lifetime appointments with no way to remove them. What we really need is some damn term limits.

Well, that’s why this would be an underground railroad. If it was legal there wouldn’t be any need to hide it.

Good thing I have the GOG offline installer already downloaded.

I think this is just the hill he’s decided to die on. Zion uber alles or some ideological shit like that.

Nah, see, it’s just typical victim blaming. He’s pretty much doing the whole “why do you make me hurt you” gaslighting bullshit you get from all abusers.