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If we're going to play that game, puffins are technically auks since they're also in the same family.

No, I'm not fun at parties.

Why choose one country? I'm selling everything and buying a boat.

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Assuming you're using Firefox as a mobile browser. Hit the three little dots on the top right, scroll down and hit settings. Near the bottom under advanced there should be an "Open links in apps" option. Set it to never.

Doesn't matter. There's no reason to not have nipples, and going down the evolution rabbit hole to change that isn't worth the random mutations that are more likely to just straight up kill males during development or something. In biology fitness just means the ability to successfully reproduce, not actually who's stronger or more efficient. Your entire body is built on the concept of, "good enough to get the job done."

That's the thing with natural selection though, as long as a trait isn't deleterious and it's common enough it'll generally stick around. There's no pressure for males to not have nipples.

+1 for a tentative Overcooked suggestion but only if you think you and your cousin won't strangle each other in a high stress scenario. I can't play the game with my wife because she's too goofy and I'm too serious.

Bread and Fred looks like a lot of fun but I haven't actually played it yet.

Diablo 3 was fun playing couch co-op and reminded me more than a little bit of playing Gauntlet in the good old days.

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Dark Owl Records has us metal heads covered.

Under sun and sky, we greet you warmly.

I miss my Xperia Play, that thing was the bee's knees.

Close enough when your actual database system is written in fucking COBOL.