I found the answer but will keep it to myself for now as it was quite the google rabbit hole and I don’t think that’s fair

Season 9 episode 11 “Bart Carney” where homer and Bart loes to house to caneys

This.

My parents were very open and honest about their drug use and the use of their friends and family. I set rules for myself and never got truly in trouble, I’ve definitely made dumb mistakes, but I’m definitely better off then some of my friends.

The only thing that my dad said that was really dumb was “it’s your choice, you can have chicks and cars or dudes and drugs”. At the time, I had almost no friends, never really had friends up until then. Growing up with severe socal and separation anxiety will do that. I didn’t really care about cars, chicks did drugs, so why not have some dudes too.

Edit: spelling

I debated saying frogs or snakes. Visually snakes, green and forked. Acted more like frogs, shot out and grabbed food.

‘Eh, close enough’

Remember, they didn’t know what a donut was which is why he freaked out, just before it starts raining donuts.

While I obviously won’t get points, I would also like to add he stays in the universe where everything is the same except everyone else eats with frog like tongues.

Mustache wax is essential but practice makes perfect. You can get mustache curlers off Amazon that I have used and provide some serious curls. You still need wax, and you look dumb as hell with them on but the result speak for themselves.

That being said every mustache is different and if yours is like mine, each half will NEVER match. NEVER. NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND. Luckily, no one but you will notice or care.

Yoda: “Things, I hate”

Condoms doing what they were made for. Keeping the weiner juices in

Don’t Touch Willie, Hmm good advice

How dare you make me feel my age!

No no no, not police violence. Firm peace enforcement

/s

You see how this comment got down voted a bunch? Seems like the community disagrees. The meme was funny because we can relate to that feeling of our joke not landing. Your other posts didn’t land, not the end of the world.

“I’m Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome, and I recognize the country of Palesdome, er, Palestine”

I recommend going to a shelter and explaining your living situation. They care alot about finding the right homes for the animals and won’t pressure you into someone who isn’t right for your situation. Don’t go in expecting to adopt someone the first day, trust your heart but don’t rush anything. They all have their own personalities, don’t discount the shy ones they can become the most loving.

Outside of that, don’t declaw cats, don’t dock tail or ears, do have dew claws removed on dogs if the vet approves. Spay and nuetur.

Most importantly, just do your homework. This is a great place to start and I applaud you for asking. Find a vet near you, figure out costs, have what you need before your furbaby comes home.

I wish you the best!

“…no…” slowly pushes cheese burger and shotgun under the rug

JACK KNIFE THAT TROLLEY!!!

sorry for yelling

Flip it back and forth as fast as you can and see if you can get it to jack knife

To me it’s one of his most iconic lines, it really shows how smart he can be when he wants to be a pain in the ass. He planned that WAY ahead of time, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he planned to get her to push him down the stairs.

The episode where Lisa babysits Bart? Bases souly on the animation quality and the bump on his forehead.

I don’t know the joke

My favorite scean of the episode is when Lisa tells him to go to bed and finds him eating bread in the kitchen. “Ooohh you said go to BED, I thought you said go to BREAD”

Have you tried ‘rubber ducky programming’? I’m not a programmer but the trick has helped me with other things when I hit a wall like your talking about. Basically you have a rubber duck with you and when you have a bug or issue, you back up and explain each peice and what it’s supposed to do to the duck. The duck doesn’t know programming so you have to explain it like it’s, well, a duck. This helps slow down your thoughts and focus more on what each line does individually. As an electrican it helps me trouble shoot problems without opening up everything.

Hopefully this helps but I know each of us are different and what helps me may not help you. I know how hard it is to set a problem down when your in the thick of it. As a perfectionist I have to tell myself, it’s good enough, constantly or I’ll spend 3 days on something that should take 1.