The CIA’s Simple Sabotage manual is one of my favorites

That’s not at all what happened.

The donkey showed people the positions and the people sat at home.

The same assholes as usual voted Republican and that’s how Trump won.

People were lazy, disinterested, and not motivated to vote for the incumbent party.

Yeah, this has 31 too many monkeys for Brad Pitt to be in it.

Wait till you hear about echidna penises

Bigly mood

IKR I’d kill to not know who that asshole is

That car with the four front wheels was epic

How’s he doing? I heard he had some health problems.

We didn’t get the Bell Riots but maybe we’ll get a WWIII.

Still have my fingers crossed for Irish Reunification this year.

There was no world where we just didn’t do lockdowns

Maybe the world where Trump implemented the pandemic response plan that Obama left for him. But, no, we got Mr. Inject-Bleach-And-Shove-A-Lightbulb-Up-Your-Ass.

Some days you’re Arthur. Some days you’re Agrajag.

Was it me or were the texts and emails begging for money even worse this time around?

I’d rather have the dollar

Primaries also benefit from the same effect that makes every movie and TV show a reboot: Name recognition. The long primary cycle keeps their name in the news so people get familiar with it so they’re more likely to vote for them.

What is it exactly that should be done differently?

Don’t campaign on maintaining the status quo when the status quo sucks

After just one season, too. Damn shame. Tim Curry was amazing.

Back in 2016 I was living in the middle of Trump country, but when I told them I was supporting Bernie and not Clinton they’d say something like “I don’t agree with him on a lot of stuff but I respect him and like that he hates billionaires.”

I really think he could have won.

It’s the pattern in American politics that has existed since I was born: Republicans fuck the economy, Democrats do their best to fix it, people blame the Democrats for the bad economy and elect Republicans who fuck it up even more.

Trump got about the same amount of votes, but Harris got way fewer than Biden did. It wasn’t hate that won the election, but apathy that lost it.

Millions of people stayed home. I really doubt Gaza was the reason for all of them.