Did you see Regis this morning?

Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?

Ok but Chivalry II is the best multiplayer game of all time

What other game can you throw a peasant at an enemy knight for the kill

I wish i had a train of thought.

Mine is more like a racquet ball of thought

Why else would it be called teabagging?

Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption

You dont even need api for upvote farming

Its like 3 lines of selenium

Because after the xteenth time inviting myself to their plans its hard to convince myself im wanted around those people

“Im not trying to be overly sensitive i genuinely just dont get the joke. Explain it to me. Make it funny.”

Thats the best part about satisfactory

Just build a new level of foundation platforms above the spaghetti

Cover your shame

Im more on the

“I need you to repeat that second half because something you said in the first half sent me down an entirely different line of thinking and i stopped listening to you and only pretended to”

Side of things

No one is asking you what your favorite medieval weapon is?

You’re not playing enough Chivalry II

Heavy Mace son

Ever been to a walmart in a small town on saturday?

Where the only thing to do in town is go to the walmart…

Its that but with enough gas pumps to fuel the military

Spend weeks automating your documentation

You will surely not regret spending that much time on something that probably wont be used

Vinland saga

FYI lemmy is a Progressive Web App you can install from your mobile browser of choice

Never bothered with any 3rd party apps

Me throwing grapes:

Flight of the conchords

Its extra funny because they are on a beach… surrounded by water

How dare you make me remember discrete math this early in the morning

Cinematic masterpiece

My favorite part is all of the background minions bopping along

The music video for Genghis Khan by Miike snow