Mead. It’s such a simple recipe: Honey, water, yeast. Thats all you need to make a basic mead. Its so easy. Once you start researching more though, good lord. Ph balances, Sparkeloid v. Bentonite, fruit addition before, during, or after fermentation, Primary fermentation, secondary, racking. Don’t even get me started on the chemical additives for stabilization, and sanitation. My kitchen becomes sterile operating room every time I do a brew. I’ve also got this dope refractometer that makes me feel like a goddamn scientist every time I use it.

Ankh is a fun game but boi howdy does it take a while. That said though, one of my favorites it Scythe and that can take a while too. Have you been to GenCon?

Festool is the dad who still says “My father will hear about this”. Sure people like him but he’s still an asshole.

I made the grave mistake of forgetting the /s. It was a joke, just like Religion.

Through Christ all things are possible, even not getting used to being on fire. I make this sacrifice for Jesus. Who, coincidentally, already suffered for my sins. So… Atheists: 0 Christians: 1

Yes you can, but how are you supposed to control the minds of an extremely gullible population that way?

I’m have been removed from my current chair and I’m now sitting in a different chair.

Canon in D, used constantly in modern music and people usually don’t recognize it. If you don’t believe me go listen to Maroon 5’s Memories. I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t want to though…