JayK117

He was still breathing, they don’t like their Palestines that way

I bet Putin joked that he would throw an opponent out the window once. I think it went well… for him

Bring new meaning to the phrase “better luck next time!”. I would also expect some sort of suicidal hashtag trend like #imatryagain

Death stranding

I reckon the meeting about the tokens went something like “okay, how can we monetise this?”, “Okay hear me out here… monkeys!.. digital monkeys!”

They don’t need to change the name, just change what it stands for to Reddit Is Fucked

Pretty sure I saw an article once (might even have been a post from a CO) saying they take any dead bodies to the ambulance before recording time of death. Artificially gives them 0 deaths in custody or something

I feel like he’s trying to see how fast it can be done

“See Bart, because of me they have a warning” - Homer Simpson

Therefore any company that puts out notices or alerts via Twitter should immediately exit the platform. Running their own server on mastodon would be a better bet