ExtraMedicated

joined 1 year ago
[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

My money's on choking to death on a burger while sitting on a toilet and jerking it to a picture of his daughter.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Things can't get better as long as propagandists like those at Fox news are allowed to operate unchecked. No matter what happens, no matter how many people get hurt, they will continue to find a way to give credit to the conservatives and demonize the left. Even if they have to outright fabricate stories to do so.

These people use "socialism" as a scary word to argue against anything that benifits poor people. And they send emails about how evil democrats are to anyone stupid enough to read them. They are a cancer.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's even worse than that. They consume media that actively misinforms and lies about the democrats.

I was helping my uncle with his computer a few years ago and got a glimpse of his email inbox with emails about how Hillary Clinton is so evil. And my aunt gets all her news from a website hosted by the same company that hosts trump's social media website.

Things can not get better as long as we allow these propagandists to operate.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Huh... All these years I thought it meant "Help! My mouth was replaced with a butthole!"

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a reason my mouse has buttons dedicated to copy and paste.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pick things up and put them down, is my guess.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't say no to another Echo Night.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'd sooner go full-time on my game dev hobby and hope for the best.

 

Honestly, I find these emails more amusing than infuriating. Is that $800 per week? Total? I guess I'll never know, because I didn't become a software developer just to work in a warehouse.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I was still using one of these in 2008 to play music from my PSP.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It kinda looks like they both have their pants pulled partway down.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

My dad had a pet skunk as a kid. I think he said it kind of acted like a cat.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I don't remember it. But there's enough metal hardware under the seat that I'm sure it's basically impossible to break that way.

 
 

I just got a bill for a Wayfair credit card that was issued by Citi bank that I did not apply for. I never even shopped on that website.

I tried contacting both Citi bank and Wayfair, but since I don't have the full account number, I couldn't get past Citi's automated phone menu.

Wayfair's phone system was a fucking nightmare getting transferred to various departments, but eventually transferred me to a foreign call center where they insisted that they needed my social security number and birth date to file a report, but I'm not giving them that.

The best thing is that the scammer managed to get a higher credit limit than I was able to get on my own card.

 

For example, I saved a bunch of these small cardboard sheets that were separating the rows of cans in a box of cat food.

Add some glue and you have a little tent for your cat.

 
 

After I showed her one of the bird videos, she now eagerly waits while I turn on the tablet in the morning and she watches me open Youtube and pick a video.

Sometimes she accidentally closes the video, or opens the comments and then I need to step in to make sure she doesn't post any offensive comments.

 

This isn't really meant to save anyone's life. But it would let someone know to come pick up your corpse before it melts into the carpet and your cat starves.

 

I don't remember why I originally bothered to read this manual 25 years ago, but I ended up reading it to enjoy the jokes and humorous writing it contained.

 

She's clearly having fun, running around in circles, chewing sticks, and finding and eating cat poop. And I don't want to discourage her from having fun when I take her outside (except for the cat poop thing -- that needs to stop).

But she seems to have the idea that jumping up and biting my wrists or my ankles is a fun game that we both enjoy, and she seems to be getting more agressive about it.

 

Hoping for a few more years.

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