Gonna start selling Buy Nothing Day merch and decorations

Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Pickelhaube 2.0

Italy has always looked like a boot, it’s just that back in the day boots looked very different

Despite the old stereotype of Japan being a futuristic nation that produces the technology of tomorrow, a lot of it’s institutions are still using very outdated technology.

Fax is still very actively used

Damn, he gave Dagon some CAKE

Birn too late to joins Westerners fighting a proxy war in Korea

Born too early to join Africans fight a proxy war in Antarctica

Born just in time to join Koreans fight a proxy war in the West

Zeig einfach ein bisschen Zivilcourage und lass dich überfahren. Man will den kleinen ja ein gutes Vorbild sein

Do you sometimes or occasionally go to a store? If yes then great. Simple deposit the empty bottle into the bag you take to the store and you’re dandy!

That is a simple trick only millions of people are performing every day

The Maillard reaction is different from caramelization

Caramelization may sometimes cause browning in the same foods in which the Maillard reaction occurs, but the two processes are distinct. They are both promoted by heating, but the Maillard reaction involves amino acids, whereas caramelization is the pyrolysis of certain sugars.

I feel the problem with pants isn’t weight related, since that’s honestly neglectable with clothing, but with how they put constricting pressure on your waist.

I loved it when I wore overalls at my old job, it felt like I was being naked, while also having soooo many pockets

“Damn, Supreme Leader wasn’t lying. Compared to this, North Korea is truly the greatest country in the world”

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

Haie sind tatsächlich extrem glatt. Ich sitze gerade auf einem Hai und kann mich kaum auf seinem glatten Rücken festhalten

Ok Jack, I’m gonna need some explanation for this meme

It feels like one of those tools almost all of the population would never even see, but for one very specific niche it’s extremely invaluable

Why are you guys talking about nuclear weapons? She’s referring to the “dirty bomb” that she dropped in a Nando’s bathroom in London 2014