ElBarto

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Spanish government to regulate online porn access to protect minors in c/globalnews@lemmy.zip
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh, makes sense.

Spanish government to regulate online porn access to protect minors in c/globalnews@lemmy.zip
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Lol, porno

It's the beer, I knew it! in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

At this time of year?

450+ extensions now available on Firefox for Android in c/firefox@lemmy.ml
Wrestler Hulk Hogan helps rescue teenage girl trapped after Florida car crash in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

Did he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.

Players still don't feel "comfortable" with game subscription services, says Ubisoft+ boss in c/gaming@lemmy.zip
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 48 points 9 months ago

Why won't these idiots pay a subscription for my shitty game!

Meta admits using pirated books to train AI, but won't pay for it in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.

You know there’s a pregnant man emoji? in c/casualconversation@lemmy.world
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's specifically for when you need to mention the 1994 Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic comedy Junior.

Never forget this moment in gay rights - Anita Bryant, pie in the face! in c/gay@lemmy.world
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

I hope they were married or that's a sin.

New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?

That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 103 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Don't think so, but we can make it painful if that's what you want?

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And I need you And I miss you (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Fried bacon and egg flowers (sh.itjust.works)
 

Inspired by that post of the fried egg flower I saw on Lemmy.

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So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Don't want any nerd mussels (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Rub A Dub Dub, Three men in a tub! (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Go on, it'll change your life! (sh.itjust.works)
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The real reason for cow abductions. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Unreleased footage of the filming of the moon landing. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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It's more of a suggestion really. (sh.itjust.works)
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Y̴o̸u̶'̴l̶l̵ ̵g̵e̷t̵ ̵s̴o̵o̶o̶o̷ ̸m̷u̷c̵h̸ ̵d̴o̷n̷e̴!̶ (sh.itjust.works)
 
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The human sized thumb is getting angry. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Elder God I.T, Cthulhu speaking, how may I help you this millennia? (sh.itjust.works)
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