I’ve never eaten there, their food smells bad.

Considering god created a hellhole of a world for us and Jesus came down here willingly to be tortured, he’s clearly a sadomasochist who enjoyed it. When he got back to heaven he probably wanked himself blind.

Also I think all the obsession god has with no sex outside of marriage - that’s effectively edging. God likes to abstain for as long as possible to make his orgasm stronger - he is literally an edgelord.

The funniest comparison I saw of it was someone likening it to your neighbour constantly sinning against you by parking on your driveway. And the only way you can forgive them is if you break their son’s legs first.

But don’t they weed out biased people from juries? Before accepting someone onto a jury they’d ask “do you have a grudge against health insurance companies,” or something.