Considering god created a hellhole of a world for us and Jesus came down here willingly to be tortured, he’s clearly a sadomasochist who enjoyed it. When he got back to heaven he probably wanked himself blind.
Also I think all the obsession god has with no sex outside of marriage - that’s effectively edging. God likes to abstain for as long as possible to make his orgasm stronger - he is literally an edgelord.
He’s part of the godhead. That’s why he knew he had to be crucified - God didn’t tell him, they’re the same entity. When he went to pray in the garden he was really just talking about his problems to himself. I do the same thing with myself all the time.
Although it’s funny to think that God had no idea what would happen: it was basically a game breaking glitch and he used it for an infinite money salvation cheat.
While true, he did get tortured.
“Jesus suffered for your sins” would be more internally consistent to their mythology.
Considering god created a hellhole of a world for us and Jesus came down here willingly to be tortured, he’s clearly a sadomasochist who enjoyed it. When he got back to heaven he probably wanked himself blind.
Also I think all the obsession god has with no sex outside of marriage - that’s effectively edging. God likes to abstain for as long as possible to make his orgasm stronger - he is literally an edgelord.
Turns out, Lucifer didn’t rebel because he wanted to conquer heaven.
He just was sick of the denial play.
Also are we sure he knew he would be resurrected? Been a long time since Bible studies.
He’s part of the godhead. That’s why he knew he had to be crucified - God didn’t tell him, they’re the same entity. When he went to pray in the garden he was really just talking about his problems to himself. I do the same thing with myself all the time.
Although it’s funny to think that God had no idea what would happen: it was basically a game breaking glitch and he used it for an infinite
moneysalvation cheat.Yes. When Christ died he traveled to hell and raises all he souls trapped there. Implying he had a plan before dying.