The fluorescent tubes to power this thing all day for months probably uses more power than my router does in its life time.

Career liar and fraudster tries to bully her way out of yet another investigation into her lying and fraudulent behaviour.

Can’t wait until she loses. Again.

JD Vance eats scrambled eggs with his fingers.

1 - get off your high horse

2 - they asked a double question about how did Stalin and Hitler rise to power and how does fascism take hold in a society, they didn’t equate Stalinism with fascism.

Tarps off boys, let’s have a donnybrook

A middle class couple with a food fetish?

I once had someone (during my thankfully short stint in retail) try and return a block of cheese that had gone mouldy before the use by date.

The packet was open and half eaten and he admitted they hadn’t kept it in the fridge.

And my manager over rode me and gave the refund!

I wondered how long it would take for a .ml to turn up and contribute absolutely nothing.

The greatest act of public relations ever was Austria convincing the world that Hitler was German and that Beethoven was Austrian.

A rozzer

Pretty accurate, all my butter knives are unregistered

This looks utterly stupid, that battery strapped on the back literally made me laugh out loud. When will these manufacturers learn that raw power isn’t the most important thing in a handheld console, it’s usability. It’s always been that way since the Gameboy out sold the Sega GameGear by more than 10:1

It was me. Sowwy

Ledge

Everyone could learn a thing or two from the Steamdeck. The twin sticks, the touch pads, the double shoulder buttons, the four on the back, the overall ergonomics, it’s really great to use.

How many shareholders are shared between them do you think?

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men’s barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, “What’s the camel for?”

The Sergeant replied, “Well sir it’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel.”

The captain said, “Well if it’s good for morale, then I guess it’s all right with me.”

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, “BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!”

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain’s quarters. The captain got a footstool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, “Is that how the enlisted men do it?”

The Sergeant replied, “Well sir, they usually just use it to ride to town and go to the brothel…”

Jack booted tool of oppression

Paywall

My dad, entirely innocently (according to him) went looking for some new, larger water butts for their new house and went straight to Google for “large butts”.

I think he knew what he was doing.