Clepsydrae

"Though"

The first two letters don't sound like themselves, and the last three are silent. The word is 83% lies.

And this is how "lock her up" becomes "let me out."

I describe this movie to people as "moist," and have never been contested. It's a fun one.

For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.

Blueberry lemon scone. All three would work as a nickname. 😁