Blumpkinhead

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's like a disposable book, with ads.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago

You... you should not be allowed at the petting zoo...

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Kind of reminded me of this one.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe I want to be hallucinating and have fire-hydrant-strength diarrhea while I'm lost in the woods, though.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

How would you leverage your vote in this instance?

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'd just like to add that smart bags (that have lithium batteries for charging devices) also pose this risk. They've become more popular with travelers over the past few years.

If you use one of these, please be sure to remove the battery before checking your bag!

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have no experience with boiled peanuts. What's the deal?

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Man, that's so sad.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Yes comrade, that's right. He's telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes...yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he's talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won't stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he's trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers..."

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My purpose it to be sitting on a beach, fat and drunk.

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