This guy gets it.

Groupon? What decade am I in?

What job you looking for?

That was… the fucking best.

Jesse Waters is weird. Why is he so weird? It’s so weird of him to say these obviously weird things!

I’ve tried a few, voyager fits what I need.

Toto bidet owner here, mine has a warm fan that only needs about 5 to 10 seconds to dry off. Then check, verify dryness and cleanliness with a bit of TP. But a little bit of wetness dries off quickly anyway.

Armageddon. Science aside, it hits all the feels.

David and 27b/6 was the OG internet GOAT. Love that dude, he would love Lemmy.