Can’t figure out how to make chain signals work

They should name it “Africa’s second longest river” just for the lols.

And this is Africa’s second longest river, the third longest river in Africa.

It’s always wise to pick a fight with 6 guys at once, especially when one of those guys is 4 times your size.

West Africa is widely celebrated for their stable, benevolent, progressive governments, and they are especially tolerant of LGBTQ people and refugees from different cultures.

Everyone loves the official snipers, but when I tell them I’m a freelance sniper, they get all upset.

Jesus was a bastard who was BFFs with a prozzie, did violence against the wealthy, and spurned authority. God might not listen to Slayer, but I reckon Jesus would have

Zeus doesn’t even discriminate based on gender. He saw Ganymede, a cute mortal twink herder, and brought him to mt Olympus to be his femboy cup-bearer. Tried for ages to get him pregnant, but with no such luck.

Hola world.

2025, Chinese year of the Leopard

I still prefer sysop.

Our server, comrade.

This is accurate. They might tie you up and do super mean things like make you wear slutty and revealing outfits, or spank you. Please be careful of me I mean them.

You are going blind

If you were born full of swords, you should probably not remove them. If they were put there by doctors, then you should ask your doctor, if they studied philosophy, archaeology, or medicine. Depending on their background, their advice may vary.

If you just woke up with swords in you, then you may like to consider this a financial boon, as swords can sell for quite a lot these days.

#Dicksout

Time to kidnap a doctor from Tinder or Grindr.

That’s the kill spot. Heart, lungs, liver, het yer spear right up in there.

The 5th column is real

*three

They gotta learn that 5 is more efficient that 7, 4 is more efficient than 3

I discovered Sylvan Esso a few days ago and they are fantastic.

Also, The Dø