this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2023
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[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It costs nothing to never put these words together that way though

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good morning you're welcome have a splendid day.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What a terrible day to be literate

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Good morning I hope you have the best day and a plate of spaghetti for dinner.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We need something opposite of the Hank/Bobby Hill meme.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I go back to the time before I read this?

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

no but we can track down their location and denazify the area

[–] DarkenLM@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

Well that's one way to start the day. This deserves a drink! Now where did I put the bleach?.

[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is wrong. The singular of spaghetti is spagheto, not noodle.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

His noodly appendages are all equal and valid

R'amen

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago
[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 13 points 1 year ago

Who would've thought I'd get my full internet dosage so quickly today. Gonna go stick my head in the oven now.

[–] DeveloperKai@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm gonna go drink some vodquila to forget this...and maybe everything else while I'm at it...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Good afternoon enjoy your day.

[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Because Grandma never cooked them right, duh.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This sentence is in the library of Babel.

And now here.

[–] underKap@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The good part is that u dont need to add salt

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Think of the time saving

[–] jwagner7813@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What are the odds I see this shit right after having a stent put in....

[–] Rouxibeau@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

50/50. You either see it or you don't.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I don't understand why schools make statistics seem so complicated

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jwagner7813@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I appreciate it. I'm better now but I found it kind of comical lol

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Easier to put the noodle in.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I feel it in my spleen

The Cringe is all around me
And so the horror grows

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I peed a little.

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

sounds al dente!