Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world to science@lemmy.world · 6 days agoPlants Really Do 'Scream'. We've Simply Never Heard Them Until Nowwww.sciencealert.comexternal-linkmessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkPlants Really Do 'Scream'. We've Simply Never Heard Them Until Nowwww.sciencealert.comRikudou_Sage@lemmings.world to science@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoEat fruits, the plants give those to you specifically to eat.
minus-squareFlowVoid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 days agoIn the same way that cultists give human sacrifices to Cthulhu specifically to eat. I’m pretty sure the fruits are screaming too.
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-25 days agoThe whole deal is that we get to eat the fruit, and in return we provide the seeds within with a nice nitrogen-rich deposition nice and far from the parent plant. It’s not a death cult, it’s a sex cult. The fruits might be screaming, but not in pain
Eat fruits, the plants give those to you specifically to eat.
In the same way that cultists give human sacrifices to Cthulhu specifically to eat.
I’m pretty sure the fruits are screaming too.
The whole deal is that we get to eat the fruit, and in return we provide the seeds within with a nice nitrogen-rich deposition nice and far from the parent plant.
It’s not a death cult, it’s a sex cult. The fruits might be screaming, but not in pain
They yearn for your colon
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