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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

He should also pardon Hunter just to stick it to Trump and the GOP.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

B61? why not 4B61?

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 90 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

hmm unfortunately for this plan everything nuclear is a bit more difficult for the President to do willy nilly.

less dangerous but more funny would be for him to resign and let Harris be the 47th President. you know Trump and his cult have plowed millions into "47" merch that would suddenly become worthless to them.

(there are a lot of things that he can do that SCOTUS has preemptively granted him immunity for, though...)

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

(there are a lot of things that he can do that SCOTUS has preemptively granted him immunity for, though…)

Biden is actually in the trolley problem. He can either save many and go to hell (he's Catholic) or he can let the many die. I don't envy him.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Trump and his cult have plowed millions into “47” merch that would suddenly become worthless to them.

No, His followers have plowed millions into it and Trump received those millions.

So while funny, you just have Trump get millions more for his "48" merch.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago

It's already been theorized in this thread. We're in a crisis, we need the freshest shitposts! We go to the mattresses!

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 42 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Who says we want less danger? We're already in the

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[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 minutes ago

That danger zone just keeps getting handsomer as he ages, dang him and his volcano ghost beauty team.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

The Roasters guy?

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 66 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'd like to see him ship everything that would have gone to Israel to Ukraine instead

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 20 points 16 hours ago

O sorry about the shipping mix up Love it

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 109 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

"Look now, things fall off of trucks all the time"

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There are already 6 declassified incidents where American nukes were lost. Who knows how common this really is.

https://nationalinterest.org/blog/reboot/us-military-missing-six-nuclear-weapons-180032

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Lol "lost" yall gullible as hell. They're not lost, I have have em.

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Guys, I found Jeff!

[–] superkret@feddit.org 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The elites don't want you to know this, but the nukes are free. You can take them home.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

Just don't break the shrink wrap until you're sure.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 147 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I saw another funny post saying he should abdicate now so that Kamala Harris is President 47 and Trump has to scrap a bunch of Merchandise.

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