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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh hey, an upside down bird! Neat!

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Excuse me. They’re called bats.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wow, How did you get the tiananmen square to look like a bird?

For those whose phone auto rotates

[–] Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Didn't fall for Original OP, but I fell for that one. Lmao

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

我不明白我什麼也沒看到

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 106 points 2 days ago

Seems like you trust people too easily.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In the second clause, OP implies that an illusion is revealed when you rotate the image. As per the first clause, you shouldn't trust OP.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Turn their reply to this post upside down

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

you trusted OP that there would be some hidden meaning that would be revealed after you mirrored it? NEVER. TRUST. ANYONE.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don’t trust you. There must be some hidden meaning.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I don't trust them either. But I can't not trust them unless I trust you, which I don't.

This feels like a variation of that two guard riddle except the warning is "both guards lie all of the time" and the two guards still don't agree.

Which is resolved by the riddle itself being the lie. Applying that here means we should do the opposite and not (never trust anyone).

Now which way does that not apply?

  • sometimes trust anyone
  • never distrust anyone
  • never trust noone
  • sometimes distrust anyone
  • never distrust noone
  • sometimes trust noone
  • sometimes distrust noone
[–] isaaclw@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, trust but verify.

Idk why that makes me foolish.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

They told me gullible was on the ceiling. It sounded preposterous so I looked up to show them they must be mistaken. They were! It was not on the ceiling! Yet they all proceeded to laugh at me!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Never told anyone to put it in a mirror

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That would have been 4th level chess shit

[–] NateSwift@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Why’d i try this

[–] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

omg this is the first time i didn't fall for it

i am so proud of myself

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I don't believe you.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Not often you see on of them illustrated so well

Almost life-like

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear.
Got dick stuck in the upside-down

demogorgussy

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Why did I do that? Am I stupid?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a sailboat.

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A schooner IS a sailboat, stupid head!

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

trust is earned.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See how it looks completely different upside down?

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I see a brown smudge with some letters under it, I don't know what it says though.

[–] lobo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago