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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Don't tell me its for wheelchairs I don't like hearing the truth. Its a sim card and that's that

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

The tabled MegaSD card...

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think it's for wheelchairs. If it was, the corner of the table wouldn't be cut off. I mean, where would that person put their food? I think it's probably to get more room to maneuver between tables.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They should be happy to have a place to si... uh, park. Now they also want food?!

[–] frezik@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

Shape of the table is wrong for that. Usually these things happen as an architectural oddity. There isn't room there for a full bench, so they made it work.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My wife and I like this booth because our son's stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Normies : it's for my child or friend with limited mobility

Internet : CuCk TaBlE

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its cuck booth, good sir. I would never make a cuck table joke, thats beneath me

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 1 week ago

Ooh, it's a wedge table.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you link your episode of Maury as a source?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He's identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Really? I can only think this exists because they need space for a walkway.

[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 week ago

Hurra, de cuckstoel is nog vrij

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've got a boring engineer friend who'd probably benefit from having a wingman along for an awkward date. I support the three-person date!

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Misread this as "Boeing engineer friend" and immediately thought they'd probably benefit from more than just a wingman.

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Or a door man

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

rent a wingman!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

This is perfect for dinner with my wife and kid.

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is for wheel chairs you roll up at an angle, easier then trying to park parallel to the bench next to it. Not that unique. Saw the same meme with a different restaurant a while ago

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I know this restaurant. For some reason I wanna say 90s Taco Bell or McDonald’s

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Roy is that you?

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Phrased like that it begs me to ask: is that a table just for the third wheel?

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

cuck

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cuck booth? I just want one site where there are no teenagers, oh my God.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)