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Well, fuck. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/opossums@lemmy.world

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some asshole ran into the wrong islands and we decided I have the day off tomorrow and I’m okay with that

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But he was a bad man and people complained so now I have to work tomorrow.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Complain more to the point where you acknowledge his victims, and you can have the day off again

[–] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol in Canada it's Thanksgiving already.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Came here to say this. Canadian long weekend ftw.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Don't care, don't work on Thanksgiving! Wooo!

[–] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

4 day work week when? I'm ready to start fighting for the 3 day work week.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where do I sign up?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

In the USA you'd have to vote blue. Which country are you in?

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is the opposite of me rn. I worked all weekend and am now on vacation

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Awwwwwwwwwwww look at that litte cutie with his small black eyes and his cute pink nose!

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ye best start believin in mondays. YOU'RE IN ONE.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I packed all my shit this morning. Coffee beans, grinder, mug, lunch, silverware, laptops, earphones, I was on it. I got to work, unpacked my stuff, and that's when it hit me:

I have coffee. I do not have a K cup to put my coffee in. Work doesn't stock coffee for the Keurig. So I have my coffee, but I have no way to make it.

I went downstairs to use the vending machine. I'm okay paying $3.75 for a NOS. Jammed my card in, pressed the button, and waited....and waited...and waited........card declined. The card reader then said cashless was out of order. I'm broke, but I'm not that broke.

Whatever. I just took the elevator down and hit up a local coffee shop a short walk away. $6 for a 12 ounce latte before tip. Yay, I guess? The coffee was damn good and I'm finally awake so I suppose it was worth it.

Mondays are my only day to come into the office. I work from home the rest of the week. They're not usually this chaotic, but man, this morning has been a fucking train wreck.