• pno2nr@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

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      1 month ago

      I like this. Don’t scatter my ashes. Scatter my viscera mist into the air.

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      1 month ago

      Johnny Depp paid for Hunter Thompson’s ashes to be fired out of a cannon mounted on a giant fist to explode over the valley. Note that I said ashes. Even super rich celebrities had to have the body cremated first.

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        1 month ago

        Did he want to be fired without being cremated? I can’t imagine someone wanting to be splattered everywhere lol

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          Are you familiar with his work? But no he acknowledged in life that he would have to be cremated first.

          Just remember, if someone offers you drugs, take them.