If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?

HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Water + Jesus = Wine

Wine + Jesus = Brandy

Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk

Billiam@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.

metaStatic@kbin.earth · 1 year ago

Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7

acosmichippo@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

bro do you got any snacks to go with this

Ech@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

You can have one tasteless cracker.

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

All I can offer is some fish and bread.

Kraiden@kbin.earth · 1 year ago

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Billiam@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.

Of course he was fucking hammered all day.

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

That next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”