this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 137 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] cheddar@programming.dev 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like removing a laugh track from an old sitcom.

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's better, because here the underlying pacing isn't left ruined after the removal.

Removing the laugh track leaves behind (hilariously) awkward gaps.

This is what laugh track removal would look like in this caseLast comment left inside, just blotted out

Actually kinda funny still, lol

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Also, depending on your definition of 'old,' that laugh track might be a live studio audience rather than canned laughter.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you know it's funny when there isn't a comment that says so?

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I usually agree. HOWEVER.... I woke up this morning, opened Lemmy, and saw this post:

And I was like... is this a shitpost? Edgy? A joke? Ironic? Skibidi? Is this what skibidi is? I honestly couldn't tell.

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

But how will I know what the Top 1.9% Girl on Onlyfans thinks about the comic now?

[–] gorgor301@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Here I was thinking my smile and exhale through the nose made me a soulless cold fish, 5 minutes of not breathing laughing is hard to compare oneself tol

[–] hahattpro@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I finally got it. I got the "top" as in top or bottom in sexual sense, but what I missed was that it was a typo and meant to tell you to tip your delivery drivers.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Oh it was no typo

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She was actually trying to say “type your delivery driver.”, it’s a subtle reference to how she mistyped “tip your delivery driver.”

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

She's recently switched to TypeScript and is annoyed that non-delivery drivers keep messing up her code. If people remembered to strongly type their driver objects, the compiler would have caught that error.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Top vs bottom in the sexual sense.

[–] Disgracefulone@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Top as in sloppy toppy is what it means

[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My guess is it was probably supposed to say TIP, not TOP.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Don't top your landlord, they don't deserve it.