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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

All the memes use baked beans though. More expensive and with a truckload of sugar in the sauce. IMHO the most inferior way to eat beans.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

geordi la forge variant of the drakeposting meme template, rejecting baked beans and accepting black "refried" beans

(my contribution to lemmy's beans arc)

[–] Miphera@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

As a bean addict, I must confess that baked beans are my favorite way to consume beans 😔

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RogueSensei@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of the main crops needed to achieve maximum efficiency when growing food!

You can't beat the Three Sisters Planting Technique!

A three sisters garden is one of the most traditional forms of companion planting, where all the plants in one area contribute to the growth and success of the other plants.^[[1] https://www.ruralsprout.com/three-sisters-planting/]

a: ^[[2] https://imgflip.com/i/92g88n]

b: ^[[3] https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/apes-together-strong]

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Have you ever actually tried doing it? Yes it works and works well. But damn is it a lot of labor to keep everything growing correctly and to harvest it all.

[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I agree; growing crops and having a healthy garden takes a lot of labor, time, and multiple tries.

When ever I see and marvel at a new local community garden or personal garden, the first thing that does not come to mind is "that looks easy."

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago

Agriculture was a mistake.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just let the bean rest, they're tired

[–] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wake up, Jesse. We need more beans.

[–] roboto@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesser where is the cocainer

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🎵 Cocainer, ya no say daddy me Snow me I go blame
I snort he boom-boom down 🎵

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is an obscure reference.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It is indeed. Over three decades old, at that 😄

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Never enough beans

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[–] Mildetoast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But can you feed your cat beans?

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No but I can feed my bean cats

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I'd like to see that

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Cats are obligate fabavores

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not pooping for three days back when?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

We missed the anniversary 😭 I guess it'll have to be a biannual event like the Olympics

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Wow a real human bean

[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

JoJo whispering to Emma Roberts in the movie Aquamarine (2006).

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jojo-whispering-to-surprised-emma-roberts

[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Knowing the original completely ruined the meme for me. Now it just feels super creepy.

https://youtu.be/z_wbM1Gf-zw?si=bUQtzJs0qlsvyM25

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where are they? I am ready for the beans! Bring on the goddamn beans!

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Party's here!