theyoyomaster@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoThose poor plantslemmy.worldimagemessage-square246fedilinkarrow-up1861arrow-down1172
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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·3 months agoThat’s why I only eat fungi. It’ll be reciprocal eventually.
minus-squareHeydo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoFun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi. Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.
minus-squareMadBigote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoSo, OP eats mushroom dick. Got it.
minus-squareHeydo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThere are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space. So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·3 months agoIt’s my understanding that fungi came around rather late in the game. Long after animals and plants both.
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoThe earliest fungi evolved approximately 1.5 billion years ago, while green algae, the earliest plant, only evolved ~1 billion years ago. Animalia is significantly newer.
minus-squarePhil_in_here@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoSimilarly, I plan on double crossing the mafia so Thin Lips Johnny can chop me up and feed me to the pigs. Circle of life.
That’s why I only eat fungi. It’ll be reciprocal eventually.
Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.
Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.
So, OP eats mushroom dick. Got it.
There are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space.
So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.
It’s my understanding that fungi came around rather late in the game. Long after animals and plants both.
The earliest fungi evolved approximately 1.5 billion years ago, while green algae, the earliest plant, only evolved ~1 billion years ago. Animalia is significantly newer.
Similarly, I plan on double crossing the mafia so Thin Lips Johnny can chop me up and feed me to the pigs. Circle of life.