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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon goes to the gym on the wrong day (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Halt! Citizen.

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That dong looks a lot like a goofy happy skellington

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s a boner.

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I'll take your word for it Mr Bone

[–] don@lemm.ee 43 points 2 months ago

tf is your problem, anon, get tf in there and start inspecting

[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Penises are adjacent to my line of work, but are still outside my area of expertise

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

ObGyn eh?

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Butt doctor

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had not seen the username. Shame on me, haha! My wife did ObGyn because she didn't want to have to deal with dudes at all, hence my first thought.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Ironic, now all she deals with is cunts...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

ObGym

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

So now you have to inspect penises. And?

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Uh, the doctor is telling me he's a wizard. Should I be worried?

[–] Skull@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Nah, but he might blast your ass off, and wear it as a hat.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Finally, My Time to shine.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

No shine, only inspect.