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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Road Not Taken:

I...took the other.

[–] MrKurtz@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This should have its own community. RedactedPoetry

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

The speed of Shakespeare.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

O Captain! My Captain!:

cold and dead.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whoever decided on the capital H in SHall should be slapped with an undercooked pancake

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Couldn't backspace back then

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

FBI documents be like:

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

the single post it has is really funny

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Once upon a midnight dreary...there came a tapping at my...door. And the raven still is sitting.

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The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep!

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Do not go gentle into that good night!

Poetry doesn't have to be time consuming!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

What, you egg?

stabs him

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This is verging on Haiku territory