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[โ€“] ABluManOnLemmy@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

"๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช".reverse() = "๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ"

[โ€“] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

"A".reverse() == "โˆ€"

Where is your god now?!

Imagine, if you will. A world where string reverse changes the character codes of the string.

What beauty, what wonder would such a world have?

Destruction and despair. Developers unsure why their programs donโ€™t respond correctly. Ships run aground on islands already overcrowded with those who were shipwrecked before. Signal antennas pointed towards the sun with itโ€™s constant noise. Spacecraft whose exhaust melt to slag populated cities as people briefly scream their final terrors of pain and suffering.

This, is a world we should not want to live in. A world you can only find, in the Twilight Zone.

[โ€“] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Yet we live in a world where

"๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ".reverse() == "๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง" and "๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช".reverse() == "๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ"

[โ€“] sus@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

but sometimes "๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ".reverse() == "๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘"

[โ€“] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Has someone made a library for that?

[โ€“] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Use a dynamically typed language and you won't have to: just override the default reverse() method on strings like a Real Programmer!

Unintended consequences you say? Nonsense! What could possibly go wrong?

[โ€“] petey@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Iโ€™m tempted to publish an NPM package to do so as a joke, but I fear that itโ€™d get used seriously

[โ€“] Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's with the lines of both equals symbols being combined together haha?

[โ€“] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's known as a ligature and they're pretty common in many programming-oriented fonts, which usually have stylistic sets with different ligatures for different programming languages that you can optionally enable in your editor's configuration. For example, here's the stylistic sets the Monaspace font offers:

Personally I'm not too fond of ligatures so I never enable any, but many folks do like them.

Edit: and just as a side note, ligatures are super common in many fonts, you just might not notice them. Here's some classic examples from the DejaVu Serif font, with and without a ligature: