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minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoJoke’s on the robber. He’ll have to shoot me since I’m a neckbeard loser and don’t possess any valuables. Checkmate.
minus-squareJimbo@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoEasy, just grow a neckbeard thick enough to block the bullets
Joke’s on the robber. He’ll have to shoot me since I’m a neckbeard loser and don’t possess any valuables. Checkmate.
Easy, just grow a neckbeard thick enough to block the bullets