This is the amount I drop on the carpet when opening my grinder.
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Plot twist. The person holding the pot is Andre the Giant.
and he just drank 156 beers
https://www.eightieskids.com/156-beers-inside-andre-the-giants-unofficial-world-record/
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I'm sorry you died. Seems like your recovery is going well.
those teens didn't die, and in fact rose up 3 hours later to eat everything in the house
They rose up 3 days later
I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!
(/s, of course. Shouldn't be necessary but this is the internet....)
Did you freebase the devil's lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse bin
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5 lies in only 3 sentences....
Impressive
It's only deadly if you inject the nug directly into your veins though.
Snorting it is the only safe way, I hear.
But don't grind it down first.
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Bitch that's barely a gram
That mini bag probably weighs more than the micro nugget it contains.
Yay microplastics!
I just smoke the microplastics and inject the weed into my nutsack.
No, it's an eighth of a pound. Didn't you see the baked in text?
Perhaps you have already succumbed to the reefer madness.
NOT TO A CHRISTIAN AGAINST the POT WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE
DO YOU FUCKING USE the POT?!??!
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It’s probably .25g in my professional opinion
That's way less than .25g I would even go for .1 or .15g
That’s not even one whole marijuana
I smoked way more than that my first and only time. Somehow I am still alive. Maybe I died without knowing?
You are undead now, just like Jesus
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Ugh, teenagers are just the worst. Thank you marijuanas!
This actually happened to me the other day. Completely died.....
I got better
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I tried via search and failed to prove it, but I'm nearly certain this was an old Facebook satire page.
I feel like "Christians against the pot" gives the game away.
No no longer think it's cool. Now I think it's AWESOME.
My grandma fell and some of the pot slipped out of a stranger's pocket. It hit her right on the middle of her butt and then she's dead now. She tells me about it every day and is crying now as I type this, smh.
It's in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
Jesus fucking christ
Why are Christians such prolific liars, anyways?
Cause they all learnt from the same book of lies
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Just check for fentanyl
True that.
Or stick with a trusted supplier. And even then, still be cautious.
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I should have died 6000 times
🎵 And I should have died 6000 more 🎶
Just to be the man who died 12000 times to .. rise up at your door? Bbbrains...
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An 8th of an 8th of an 8th.
Enough fentanyl to kill a precinct of LA's finest.
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"You wouldn't download the pot..."
Are those fingers circumcised?
La lechuga del diablo.
I took a huge bong hit not knowing their shit was potent AF and got sent to the shadow realm once, does that count?
That’s a huge hand.
Damnit, Jesus! How many "then I died" stories you gonna come up with?
Chris! Is that a weed?! I’m calling the police!!!
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