You think we’re not just as confused how it happened this time?

That’s being rather generous…

That’s why they have to be exempted… They wouldn’t be able to do their job otherwise.

Except if you go far enough left, you get your guns back…

Keming.

But significantly increased motion sickness.

The kraken almost had you…

As many as 14 other passengers were later discovered to have survived the initial crash but died while waiting to be rescued.

Jesus, what shit luck for them…

Is that better or worse than being told you have a face for radio?

I remember seeing an article back in the 90s or maybe even 80s that was exploring the possibility of the entire passenger compartment separating from the wings and rest of the fuselage and parachuting down in the event of a major failure. The thing is, it would be ridiculously expensive to implement, and there are very few situations where such a system would be any better than keeping the plane in one piece.

But… It’s observable fact…

Everything is bigger in Texas…

For varying definitions of “everyone”…

I’m sure it depends on seasoning…

Americans have been convinced that is socialism and therefore the greatest evil.

6’ fat dude here… 46" I think… maybe only 44…

They found a scam to replace stop & frisk.

Shriveled, and a little to the left.

Last Thursday.

Creampie, or santorum depending on which orifice it leaks out of…