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Original post: Xitter
Various responses in one unwieldy image: https://fedia.io/media/ce/5c/ce5c5637ce2bf3a36e18264580d48e416d3052bba2db4a9f4c8b7e0a44f87275.webp
Reminds me of when Kelloggs did an ad in the UK asking people share how they eat Corn Flakes on social media.
The top answer was put the Corn Flakes in a bowl and pour cold milk on top of it, big surprise.
I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.
Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.
I do a yogurt enema, as he often prescribed, then eat the yogurt with cornflakes on top.
You know I very rarely eat cereal while masturbating maybe he was on to something.
They didn't use bots to upvote that one video from the internet's edgy gore phase, that includes a woman and eating cereal in a disgusting way? Very unlike the internet.
What is wrong with people man wtf do you mean warm coffee cereal
Italians ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Why the extra sugar? Is the cereal not sugary enough? Even the "healthy" cereals tend to have too much sugar, plus the milk has a bunch of sugar.
That doesnt seem terrible to me, but I also married someone who pours orange juice on their cereal. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Do you mean orange juice on oats? Because that apparently works and the two combined are healthy or whatever. Or do you mean full on cinnamon toast crunch, frosted flakes type shit? Frosted flakes doesn't actually sound that bad.
Oj is really not that healthy. It has a ton of calories and is almost pure sugar. As a type 2 I can't have any, and if I can't have it, then no one should, lol. God, please just let me drink oj and eat rasins again.
Even more proof that vtubers are degenerates.
Breakfast cereal with warm milk???? 🤢🤢🤢🤮
Don't forget to spike the milk with coffee before adding any cereal
Mixing it with iced coffee sounds like it might be alright... Only some kind of sociopath would ever pour milk first and then cereal though
Regarding hot or cold milk, it's up to individual preferences. Regarding the order, there is only milk first (unless you like eating a soggy mess of cereal).
Yes, it's supposed to start crunchy and get soggier as you get to the bottom. That is how you get the delicious cereal flavored milk to drink at the end. CEREAL FIRST ALWAYS!!!
August 21st, 2024. Historians will record this date as the start of the great Milk and Cereals civil war.
MY BODY WILL BE COLD IN THE GROUND BEFORE I EAT HOT CEREAL!
AND MY ~~AXE~~ SPOON!
Seriously though. Cereal first, cold milk on top. I'll allow the solitary exception of adding cereal to your remaining milk when you only want a little more, or you used the last of the milk.
Coffee and additional, out of pocket sugar. Just go to Dunkin, for the love of God
Honest to god, last week I saw someone take out some instant coffee and a small jar of milk from their backpack in order to get their fix without having to spend the few bucks buying it from a cafe or whatever
I feel personally attacked by this comment (leave my jar of milk alone 😂).
My breakfast is the same, just without milk or cereals.
I sure hope you don't repeat until you're full
Imma fight y'all.
No milk. Use fil (sour milk), yoghurt or something similar. Put cereal on top, no mixing. The cereal touching the "liquid" get soggy while the rest stays crisp giving the best texture heterogeneity. Berries are awesome, frozen a super convenient alternative. If using frozen mix these with dairy before adding cereal.
Your fermented dairy of choice brings a nice crispy and fresh acidity to the meal. And if it (still) have an active bacterial culture it is super good for your gut.
Muesli is best cereal.
Honey only approved sweetener.
Average YouTube cooking video
I've got this beat. I love eating cheez-its with milk, like it's cereal. Absolute best way.
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave for disruption of the peace
If you don't do it this way, it's ok to be wrong
Heart palpitations at breakfast let's gooooo
Add yogurt to bowl
Add cereal to bowl
Stir
Enjoy.
A fellow truther.
I actually like it when my cereals get soggy. Most "crunchy" things are just annoyingly hard. Anything harder than a potato chip just sucks.
i agree on soggy cereal, especially on cinnamon crunch.
I've been doing this for decades, I just omit steps 1 and 4.
All I need is steps 2 and 6.
You know, just when I think I have reached self actualization I read a post like this.
