When I was a teen I wanted an earring I was told I couldn’t have one because it was against the Bible. I found a passage that specifically talked about males wearing earrings. Now what do you think happened?

1. My god fearing family was impressed by my scholarship and allowed me to get one.

Or

2. They said it didn’t count for unspecified reasons.

To be fair. Their actual mascot is a mountain lion or cougar or something. And he’s pretty clean cut and passes the dress code.

Edit: he has sleeves but no shoes. Dress code. Violated.