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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 months ago

JD would like to know your location

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Please tag your content appropriately: NSFJDV

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Now it's wood.

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

JD is that you

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

You like my hooters eh?

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm very clearly out of the loop here, so can someone please explain?

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There is a rumour going around that JD Vance fucked a glove stuffed in a couch.

[–] robotica@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I love how it's been days since that rumor has been debunked and yet people still bring it up like it has any factual value. I want to hear the actual bad things JD Vance did, and not a imagined reality.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

No one claims it's true. It's always just been a joke.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Just to be clear: I don't claim this to be true.

[–] bender223@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is it weird that I want to fuck that couch?

[–] Davidchan@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago

A minority would assure you that is not weird.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bet you could have some comfy sex on that couch

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Oh JD ya lil rascal

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Why are the owls upside down?

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Better crosspost to c/couchporn

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

americana psycho Bateman kisses yadda yadda

[–] bender223@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago